Matenaer on AirThis Shouldn't be a Thing

Hey there…are you goth? Do you have $20,000? Is a regular bed just too “mainstream” for you? If you answered yes to these questions, well then boy howdy do we have an opportunity for you!

Folks, just don’t have this as a pet…never ever ever . Not worth the time or energy and no, you’re not cool.

Turns out it wasn’t Wisconsin, let alone America who found a new low when it comes to a new and hip drink, it was Japan and it is taking the world by storm…one big, confused storm.

Kobe? No thank you. Deep marbling? Nah. I’ll take my meat 3-D printed and looking like some sweater material …can’t imagine?

What do you get for that person in your life who has everything? A new car? A sweet watch? FRUITCAKE?!